Self made millionaires seeking out vigilante justice from a cave? No. Huge, terrifying, reptilian beasts from an ancient time? No. Space travelers from the other side of the universe trapped here because their ship ran out of fuel? Maybe, but no. Then who, or more precisely, what are The Alphabeticians? They are two guys (Mr. Hoo and Mr. E) who love playing quirky, funny, upbeat songs for kids and families. Think They Might Be Giants meetsThe Velvet Undergroundmeets Schoolhouse Rock. Or something like that.